Episode 1 – Reading lyrics


What a momentous occasion! For the first episode of the Johnny Unicorn Show, your host brings you on a dark, perilous journey through the deepest, smelliest caves of his twisted mind. You’ll hear the tortured soul of Johnny Unicorn spilling out all over the page in a slimy spatter of words. Rhymes you thought were impossible will be brought to life by Johnny’s unmatched verbal expertise. And when the nightmare is over, you will be compelled to type “Zorznijor – the Day the Earth Stood the Test of Time Forgot” into your favorite search engine or streaming service, where further nightmares await.

But beware! Once you press this play button, you can never escape from the Johnny Unicorn Show!