Grocery Line

I made a friend…in the grocery line
I made a friend in the grocery line
I made a friend in the grocery line
I made a friend in the grocery line
I made a friend in the grocery line
I made a friend in the grocery line
I made a friend in the grocery line

What are you buyin’ in the grocery line?
Are you buyin’ bananas are you buyin’ wine?
What are you buyin’ in the grocery line?
Are you buyin’ tomatoes ripened on the vine?

Don’t be afraid-a
Gettin’ close to the separator
Please say a prayer
That my food arrives safe at the end of the conveyor!

What are you buyin’ in the grocery line?
Are you buyin’ People, Newsweek, or Time?
What are you buyin’ in the grocery line?
Are you buyin’ what’s on sale according to the sign?

Don’t use a checkbook
Or I’ll give you a “what the heck?” look
You don’t have a rewards card? Well, use mine
Cuz I know that paying more’s hard

I made a friend
I made a friend in the grocery line

Recorded and performed by Johnny Unicorn