Not As Young As I Used to Be

I’m not as young as young as I used to be
I’m not as young as young as I used to be
I can’t jump over things anymore
Can’t climb a hill without feeling sore
Opportunity has stopped knocking on my door

Take me to health town
Take me to health town
Take me to health town
Don’t go to the fountain of youth
You will drown

Where’s time going with my life?
Where’s time going with my life?
Where’s time going with my life?
Where’s time going with my life?

Take me to health town
Take me to health town
Take me to health town
Take me to health town

Recorded and performed by Johnny Unicorn