Traffic Is a Horrible Thing

Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

Traffic is a horrible thing
I don’t wanna be in traffic
Traffic is a horrible thing
I don’t wanna be in traffic
Traffic is tragic, uh-huh

Brake lights shining in my eye
Just makes me want to break down and cry
I hope I get into a minor accident
So I can complain about it
And that complaint will be legitimate

Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

F            G
Traffic is a horrible thing
F            G
Traffic is a horrible thing
F            G
Traffic is a horrible thing
G#m

Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

Am           F
Traffic is a horrible thing
  C                 G
I don't wanna be in traffic
Traffic is a horrible thing
I don't wanna be in traffic
Traffic is tragic, uh-huh
  
Am           F             C         E
Brake lights shining in my eye
Just makes me want to break down and cry
I hope I get into a minor accident
D
   So  I can complain about it
G
And that complaint will be legitimate

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Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing
Traffic is a horrible thing

Recorded and performed by Johnny Unicorn